話說前天跟喬安聊到我們宅男教主朱恐龍，順便闡述了我們阿宅的精神跟歷史淵源之後，再加上分享了大陸同胞製作的網路電視軟體，攝郎終於成功滲透了氣質界，讓氣質喬安成功的自我催眠成為了喬阿宅。阿宅會在2009年獲得全面的勝利啊～（是在HIGH什麼？）
MSN中間提到了正妹心理學，喬阿宅建議攝郎去誠品找這本書，搞清楚正妹都在想啥，不要再做一個每天只會跟相機、小筆電還有網路電視跟X盒子廝混的阿宅。喬阿宅跟攝郎爆料說誠品敦南店24小時開放（這我早就知道了！），還常會有明星跟正妹（眼睛亮），而且越夜越美麗。所以，今天攝郎把肥屁股從家裡高級主管椅移開，帶了相機跟灌了網路電視的蘋果小白，犧牲了X盒子來到了敦南誠品的咖啡廳。
Marissa Mayer
Vice President, Search Products & User Experience
Marissa leads the company’s product management efforts on search products – web search, images, news, books, products, maps, Google Earth, the Google Toolbar, Google Desktop, Google Health, Google Labs, and more. She joined Google in 1999 as Google’s first female engineer and led the user interface and web server teams at that time. Her efforts have included designing and developing Google’s search interface, internationalizing the site to more than 100 languages, defining Google News, Gmail, and Orkut, and launching more than 100 features and products on Google.com. Several patents have been filed on her work in artificial intelligence and interface design. In her spare time, Marissa also organizes Google Movies – outings a few times a year to see the latest blockbusters – for 6,000+ people (employees plus family and friends).
